- Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
- Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
Story of how Tommy asked me out on May 18, 2012.
Nigga tells me to come to a hotel after I got off work so he dropped the key off at my work and I went straight there when I got off. I tell him to come outside because I didn’t know where the room was. He comes outside and when we get to the room he tells me to stay outside. So I wait and he opens the door and says “You ready?” And me being clueless, I’m like.. THE FUCK. So I walk in and right on the floor is hella rose petals, candles and index cards that I read. They said:
“I promise to always kiss you goodnight, to always wake you up when you want me to, to always hold you when you’re scared, and to never let go. And to hold you tighta and tighter every second. To be there when you think nobody else will. To be your best friend, homie, and lover. And to stay true to nobody but you. Under 1 condition.”
And I said.. “Under what?” And he turns around with a box wrapped with a bow and hands me the last index card that said “Be mine and only mine.” And I was so fiujsdfcjfhyuijwns and I opened the box and it was a ring.Then he said “Will you be my girlfriend?” And of course, I said yes!
After about 8 months of so many wonderful memories with this boy, he’s finally officially official. :) Forever in love with this kid.
That’s my boy. Wolf pack rolls true<3
OMG SO CUTE I’M MELTING!!!
(Source: xnikkaayy)
I’m afraid of seeing you with someone else.
Especially when you seem so happy with them. Laughing, smiling, and talking so comfortably and knowing that you could easily replace me with them once you’re tired of me. Scared that in the midst of getting to know them, you’d fall for them. It scares me.
(Source: withl0ve-tiffany)
- people: you have to be more lady like
- me: suck my dick
Let’s play the “Yes or No” game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
(Source: follow-ieatemokids)
